Suprising Sentence

[adderslj]

There are certain sentences I never expected to write.

For example:

I'm glad that this building is old enough to have an outside toilet.

There. I never expected to write that, but this morning it came true and I'm pleased that I can write such a statement in full confidence of its truth, sincerity and revelatory nature.

In other news, the bathroom fitters have just arrived for day two of the bathroom fit, so hopefully we'll have a working bath or toilet inside by the end of the day.

Or maybe even a sink.