One Dansky, check. One Thiebar, check.

For those who know and care about them, the UK has taken possession of one rdansky and one mthielbar. They are safely installed in a hotel on the banks of the Thames, in the shadow of the London Eye.

Tomorrow lornabear and I shall take them for a hearty, artery-blocking full English breakfast. Until then, I'm going to sit and salivate over my American BBQ sauces, hand delivered by Mr Dansky.