Uhh, he was walking along and there was a cannon there so he stuck his head in to see how it worked and somebody lit it and he died.

Uhh, he was in a tragic accident where his friend came up to him and put his arms around him in a warm embrace and forgot he was holding a dagger in one of his hands.

::ceases imperfectly channeling first-season Black Adder::

Seriously? Who knows. It might be quite interesting indeed to see how this shakes out.